Tag: everyday chaos
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Dear Monday, You’re Not That Special
I’m not a fan of Monday holidays. This has been true for me for a long time. It probably dates back to high school. I went to Catholic high school… I know, what were my parents thinking?! A mischief-maker like me in Catholic school Yep, and not only did I graduate, but I also NEVER…
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The Remote’s in the Toaster, But I’m Calling It Progress
Adulting is weird, especially at the age of 50.There are days when I think I have life all figured out—that I have all the wisdom in the world. The next day? I realize I’ve put the TV remote in the fridge. Again! We like to think age and wisdom go together, but I think it’s more…
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Why do bugs fly up your nose and other 2 AM ruminations
I am a very curious person. I’m constantly asking questions—usually the kind people tilt their heads at and say, “Wait, are you serious?” (Spoiler: yes, I am.) That’s why I love Google. I never have to explain myself. Google doesn’t roll its eyes or ask if I’m joking—it just hands me an answer. Kids today don’t know…
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Dial tones and snow days…And ADHD
I’ve had so many thoughts for today’s post.So. Many. Thoughts. But the second I sit down at my computer?Dial tone.Like my brain picked up the line and nobody’s home. Ugh. So frustrating. There are days where my ADHD is super helpful—you know, when I need to overthink something to death, or when losing the TV remote 50…
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Excuse me, I need to marinate my eyeballs
Weird things happen. That’s the story of my life.Weird things always happen to me. I’m a 1 percenter—not the elite, super rich kind. I mean the if there’s a 1% chance of an allergic reaction, it’s probably going to happen to me kind. It’s not always a bad thing, though.Sometimes 1% of people get a weird bonus…
Brain Fog & Brilliance 