Category: Adulting & Family Life
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How Not to Canoe: A Canoe, a Lawn Chair & a Life Lesson
A hilarious true story about a canoe, a lawn chair, and one unforgettable disaster that somehow turned into a surprisingly good life lesson.
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Which do you like: Not Today, B*tches or Grandma’s Last Jell-O Mold?
Real paint colors include Dead Salmon and Mole’s Breath. Naturally, I assumed I was qualified to invent a few of my own.
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Remember Jelly Shoes? My Feet Do
A funny, nostalgic look back at jelly shoes—the bright, sparkly summer footwear that looked adorable, trapped dirt, caused blisters, and somehow keeps coming back for another generation.
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Clowns? Trauma Included. No Extra Cost.
Apparently, hiring a clown to terrify your child is a thing. Let’s discuss.
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Words to Live By: Don’t Yell at the Person with the Needle
A routine lab visit turns into a funny—and unexpectedly thoughtful—reminder that kindness costs nothing, especially when the person holding the needle is still learning.
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More Than I Expected
It’s kind of wild to think I started this blog almost 8 months ago… and this is my 60th post. Congratulations to me, right? Thank you, thank you. (Imagine applause. Maybe even a standing ovation… definitely a standing O. Feel free to throw in a few curtain calls—I’ll wait.) I honestly had no idea what…
Brain Fog & Brilliance 