Author: Hap
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How Not to Canoe: A Canoe, a Lawn Chair & a Life Lesson
A hilarious true story about a canoe, a lawn chair, and one unforgettable disaster that somehow turned into a surprisingly good life lesson.
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Through a Rabbit Hole to Paris
After a month away battling chronic migraines, one wandering thought leads to another—from New England’s heat wave to Paris, tiny air conditioners, and some suspiciously judgmental pigeons.
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Which do you like: Not Today, B*tches or Grandma’s Last Jell-O Mold?
Real paint colors include Dead Salmon and Mole’s Breath. Naturally, I assumed I was qualified to invent a few of my own.
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ESY Isn’t Summer School (And Here’s Why That Matters)
Extended School Year (ESY) services are often misunderstood. This post breaks down what ESY is (and isn’t), who is eligible, and what parents can do if something doesn’t feel right.
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Remember Jelly Shoes? My Feet Do
A funny, nostalgic look back at jelly shoes—the bright, sparkly summer footwear that looked adorable, trapped dirt, caused blisters, and somehow keeps coming back for another generation.
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Clowns? Trauma Included. No Extra Cost.
Apparently, hiring a clown to terrify your child is a thing. Let’s discuss.
Brain Fog & Brilliance 