Tag: funny blog
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Seeds, Berries, and Nope: Food Through the Eyes of Cave Woman Heather
I am a picky eater. I always have been. Although, now that I’m the adultier adult (HA! HA!), I’m a little more willing to try new things. Well… most days. Trying new foods isn’t that big of a thing for me, because I’m gluten-free. So it’s not like a family member is going to scrape…
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The Marination of The Eyeballs: the Finale
Hello my Foggies! I’m sorry I haven’t posted recently. It’s been a crazy few weeks. I haven’t been feeling my best, and the days just seemed to slip away. But no worries—I’m back now. And now, the exciting conclusion of The Marination of the Eyeballs! I went back to the eye doctor last week, and thankfully,…
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Excuse me, I need to marinate my eyeballs
Weird things happen. That’s the story of my life.Weird things always happen to me. I’m a 1 percenter—not the elite, super rich kind. I mean the if there’s a 1% chance of an allergic reaction, it’s probably going to happen to me kind. It’s not always a bad thing, though.Sometimes 1% of people get a weird bonus…
Brain Fog & Brilliance 