A humorous, self-aware list of harmless everyday behaviors that inspire silent judgment—from savage ketchup use to speakerphone offenses. Relatable, petty, and just honest enough.
Weird things happen. That’s the story of my life.Weird things always happen to me. I’m a 1 percenter—not the elite, super rich kind. I mean the if there’s a 1% chance of an allergic reaction, it’s probably going to happen to me kind. It’s not always a bad thing, though.Sometimes 1% of people get a weird bonus…