Tag: witty writing
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The Marination of The Eyeballs, Part II
Happy Friday, Foggies! I’ve decided my followers need a nickname. I debated between Foggies and Foggers, but “Foggers” sounds like a bug spray, so… Foggies it is. Unless one of you comes up with a better name. Is it too soon for nicknames? Probably. But how many followers does one actually need before handing out pet names? 100?…
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Excuse me, I need to marinate my eyeballs
Weird things happen. That’s the story of my life.Weird things always happen to me. I’m a 1 percenter—not the elite, super rich kind. I mean the if there’s a 1% chance of an allergic reaction, it’s probably going to happen to me kind. It’s not always a bad thing, though.Sometimes 1% of people get a weird bonus…