Tag: art
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Which do you like: Not Today, B*tches or Grandma’s Last Jell-O Mold?
Real paint colors include Dead Salmon and Mole’s Breath. Naturally, I assumed I was qualified to invent a few of my own.
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The Handbook For Humans, Vol. 1
Life would be easier if humans came with a rule book. They don’t—so here’s mine.
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65 Cucumbers, One Minute, and So Many Questions
A weird news article about snapping cucumbers sent me spiraling into the world of bizarre Guinness World Records — from naked roller coaster riders to dogs balancing glasses of water. Come down the rabbit hole with me. You’re welcome in advance.
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Seeds, Berries, and Nope: Food Through the Eyes of Cave Woman Heather
I am a picky eater. I always have been. Although, now that I’m the adultier adult (HA! HA!), I’m a little more willing to try new things. Well… most days. Trying new foods isn’t that big of a thing for me, because I’m gluten-free. So it’s not like a family member is going to scrape…